If crocheters ruled the world……

..bus stop seats would be a lot comfier. If the bus came while you were half way through a row, they’d wait.

…everyone would be taught the difference between crochet and knitting at an early age, no-one would ever have to ask again.

…crocheting would be an Olympic sport

…whittling crochet hooks would be more than a post apocalyptic life skill

…kids would leave school knowing how to crochet (obviously), as well as knitting, cooking, sewing, basic mechanics & DIY.

…yarn markets would beheld in every town, Wednesdays & Saturdays. You could ‘meet the sheep’ your yarn was coming from

…everyone would want a hooker as an ancestor

…someone would add a snack dispenser to the beer can hat, so we could eat and drink without putting down our work

…crocheted goods would be bartered. A simple scarf would be worth 1kg carrots & a bag of tatties at least (depending on season and type of tatties) A blanket would be worth 4 hours babysitting or a full MOT on your car, easy peasy.

Can you think of anything to add to the world?


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9 thoughts on “If crocheters ruled the world……

  1. Hmmm I’m currently trying to come up with a crochet pattern for snack/beer can dispenser hats… oh and THANK YOU – I never thought about wearing one of those hats while crocheting!!! Brilliant!!! 😀

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  2. Yes, yes, YES to all of this! The other day I had someone ‘explain’ to me that knitting was the umbrella term, under which you have actual knitting, crochet, and sewing. I rolled my eyes so hard I almost saw my brain 😉

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